I get what you mean, but I don't know if I can trust someone with a title as lame as the hacker of justice. Sounds like a kids' cartoon. A Defender of the Universe is way cooler.

[ And he laughs, hoping she doesn't take it the wrong way. That'd be awkward, after she just apologized like that. It's just a joke, he swears. ]

So what I'm thinking is we hoard a ton of snacks, hang out, and swap cool stories. I, uh... [ And then he just kinda chuckles meekly. ] I kinda miss Earth a lot, so the stories might be... nice.